1. what a perfect day for a run.. I got this!
2. This sucks
3. I wonder how long I’ve been running? It feels like a year… SIX MINUTES ? Are you kidding me!
4. Ok concentrate.. Only 4 more KM to go
5. Aw look how cute that dog is!
6. Oh shit! A fellow jogger!
7. Should I say hi? Is that weird?
8. Do I make eye contact?
9. I hope we don’t do that thing where we both go to the same side of the sidewalk and then have an awkward encounter where we constantly run into eachother.
10. Ok I said hi. Why did I say hi? He did not say hi back.
11. Alright I think I’m getting a second wind, I could do this forever
12. Never mind I’m just going downhill
13. I can’t wait to eat after this.. I’m going to have a feast.
14. If I had a heart attack right now, I wonder who would find my body?
15. OMG! I hope I never find a dead body. Joggers ALWAYS find dead bodies.
16. Ok, I MUST be halfway done by now.
17. Wtf only 3km in!
18. Aw yay! Another cute dog.. Hi puppy be my friend!
19. Ok concentrate on your breathing
20. Don’t step on any sidewalk cracks, I’ll break my moms back!
21. Is that the ice cream truck? OMG I would die for an ice cream right now.
22. Are those people walking?! Seriously they are taking up the whole sidewalk
24. There’s literally no way around these people.
25. Maybe if I stomp really loudly they’ll notice me coming.
26. Ok phew, that wasn’t so awkward, glad they heard me coming.
27. Ok now, what should I eat when I get home? I probably deserve a whole pizza.
29. Yikes! Is that what I look like right now!?
30. Whatever, I must be almost done by now.
31. Ok 5km done ! Almost there
32. Honestly I don’t even like running.
33. Why do I run?!
34. Why does anyone run?!
35. Focus. Focus on that delicious pizza your going to have after this!
37. Ok almost home now. Should I shower first and then order pizza? Or order pizza and then hop in the shower while I wait for it to come?
38. What do I even want on my pizza?
39. Oh no, another runner! Do I smile?
49. God damnit not again.
50. Omg! Yes ! She waved! Hello! Yes! We are both runners look at us run!
51. Omg yes I can see my house in the distance!
52. Cmon house come closer to meeeeee
53. Pizza pizza pizza pizza
54. Ok I should definitely have a salad.